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Control Demotivational Poster

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228048
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm, #227631
All It's For Is Info Grab.

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm, #183511
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm, #183497

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am, #115151
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115148
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #100958
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm, #100957
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm, #100954
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm, #100952
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #100951
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?



TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.28/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:22 am, #215408
kill that b**** nig
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:42 am, #215088
This has been used... in similar fashion. But what I liked was the closing line. You took predictability, and stacked unny onto it. Well played.

Bacon Flavored -

TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.53/5

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OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am, #255545
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am, #255544
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am, #255543
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


TAGS: gun rights control
Rating: 3.39/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:01 am, #180042
Welcome to Texas, where you get a free pistol with every bottle of Jack.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:46 pm, #69593
In to what? Girls? You bet I am.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:22 pm, #69579
f*** no she's a tramp btw if your into that stuff then I hope your aids hurts
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:20 pm, #69576
And this is what weker would see if he ever went to Oklahoma and asked a real live girl to dance.

911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?

UNPREPARED - This guy is not.

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 2.79/5

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reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm, #121170
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm, #80765
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm, #80752
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am, #80699
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm, #80439
That ph**o was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm, #80298
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm, #80294
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm, #80286
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.

COPY & PASTE - Ctrl+Alt Twins


TAGS: excess control food military gun
Rating: 4.82/5

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MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am, #228206
the whole nine yards


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am, #198236
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm, #129696
clint eastwood. This is the face of death

20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah

TAGS: out of control
Rating: 4.36/5

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TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm, #156172
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.



TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am, #170363
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am, #170273
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child

TAGS: gun control girl right
Rating: 3.33/5
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 11:30 am, #137553
Again no name, they'd legalise weed if it weren't 4 the hippies advocating it. She'll probably end-up shooting another soccer-mom over a parking space at the amll.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 10:48 pm, #137104
this poster is retarded (is that a better end?)
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:42 pm, #137103
I was worried about that being the last comment... thanks!
Produceman117 - November 16, 2009, 10:37 pm, #137102
So here I am looking at the latest comments, and without looking down to see Sean's previous comment, I see Aggy saying "I like it... I like it a lot!" Then I clicked on the poster. Then I was confused. Then I read Sean's. Then I LOLd.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:33 pm, #137101
I like it.... I like it a lot!
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:31 pm, #137100
Hey, let's have a website where you can vote on the goddam advertisements. Humor is too hard to do anyways.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:17 pm, #137097
More importantly, why is it above 2L?
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:16 pm, #137096
How the hell is this a demotivational poster? I'm not anti-gun, but why is this on this site?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm, #137083
Nothing to do with this then: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/55164

GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm, #122002
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*

AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not

TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am, #241516
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am, #241477
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am, #241466
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm, #241442
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm, #241436
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am, #241382
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


manipulation -

TAGS: north korea manipulation control
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:49 pm, #255240
Good Old Fearless Leader, You Got It Right George With This Clown .
chickenlittle - June 8, 2014, 3:22 pm, #255225
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:24 am, #255222

love it

PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.

TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm, #238698
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am, #150280
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm, #145400
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm, #145152
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm, #145126
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm, #145123
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am, #145068
not me! I would injoy it to much!


TAGS: life time religion control mind power
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am, #146116
P.s.: 1L.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am, #146115
I knew it! It's those bastards from Mumenchance, eh? Bet they're not even deaf. That's it, I'm painting all my walls a glossy white and gluing all the light switches in the "on" position. Nobodies controlling MY mind. Nobody.


TAGS: remote control battle
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:14 am, #223056
hahaha... funny

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE - And don't forget to bring plenty of ammo! (to convince the naysayers)


TAGS: censorship control
Rating: 5/5

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otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:02 pm, #229898
is it just me or does that russian look like V?


TAGS: circus maximus population control television
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2013, 6:14 pm, #244282
That's more of am illegal drug than the over the counter stuff.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:48 am, #244266
That and that thing that allows people all around the world to pass around ph**os and videos of cats

CTRL - You`ve lost it.

TAGS: ctrl control computer
Rating: 4.31/5

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steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:42 pm, #234971
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 2:32 am, #234961
LOL Depends on the force involved. After all, don't they say a tornado can put a straw into a tree? LOL
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:38 am, #234956
I didn't think a cheap plastic keyboard could go through a computer screen like that, LOL

RESPONSE TIME - When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.72/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:23 pm, #232420
Here in Colorado it'd no problem, the cops will just pat you on the back and say "nice job".
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:19 pm, #142210
Nah, cold club soda works wonders for that.
Mongo - December 3, 2009, 6:18 pm, #142209
Getting the blood stains out of the furniture might be tough.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:14 pm, #142208
Good picture, GREAT caption, 5 lions.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:16 pm, #142119
If she felt threatened enough to pull the weapon, the only response time she needs is the amount of time it takes to get the corpse out of her living room.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:08 pm, #142112
It's not just the point of the text that is good and sensible, it's nicely worded. And the pic is high quality.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:02 pm, #142106
Thanks Sean! Some people just don't realize the problem with that logic.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:59 am, #142103
This is clever and nicely done. Anyone who sites the police as "all the protection you need" needs to be protected from themselves first and foremost.


Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am, #258841
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am, #254578
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm, #254552
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.


BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.

CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.

TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

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omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am, #143471
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am, #75169
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.

CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm, #169906

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.

MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!

TAGS: humor super power mind control beer space
Rating: 2.82/5

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RONSART - August 13, 2008, 6:17 pm, #14334


A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press

Proof Big Brother Exists -




RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.

TAGS: riot control recess beating police
Rating: 4.33/5

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MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm, #236968
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am, #236499
what does recess have to do with police?


TAGS: cods control b***ons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am, #153219
d*** Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 b***on pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am, #153216
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm, #153169
I knew it!! 5L


TAGS: control definition short ugly convict
Rating: 3.64/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am, #157558
He's in jail because he killed the ja****s that gave him that haircut.


TAGS: school violence god education control
Rating: 3.62/5

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Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm, #242177
Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am, #241539
Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am, #241538
On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am, #241533
I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.
ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am, #241519
even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm, #241511
kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm, #241510
have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm, #241509
I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians
Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm, #241500
I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.
robbidos - December 15, 2012, 2:31 pm, #241484
This post illustrates the ignorance of "Americans"
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:05 am, #241470
That's why I believe in Separation of Church and State.

HOPLOPHOBIA (N.) - an irrational fear of weapons

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.05/5

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Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:12 pm, #142117
*or (not "op")
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:11 pm, #142116
But also obsession with phyllic imagery denotes some unresolved potty training issues, op a certain type of envy. But if Freud said anything specific about slingsh**s, I don't want to know.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:09 pm, #142113
I'm afraid of slingsh**s ... but that's largely due to a certain joke I heard as a kid.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 11:57 am, #142101
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded ***ual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:54 am, #142098
Paging Dr. Freud.


TAGS: life time human nature evil anonymous control mind power
Rating: 2.91/5

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me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm, #118884
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


TAGS: doctor seuss bladder control willpower
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm, #243321
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm, #243319
5 for sure!



FENCE-LESS GATE! - The ultimate in home security and crime prevention. Guaranteed to keep even the most stalwart home invaders out! (Works on exes and spouses too!)

LIBERALS - How they see regular Americans.

TAGS: liberal colbert gun control
Rating: 2.79/5

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You're a Moron - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm, #84786
He was saying how the average american felt the day after 9-11. Remember duct ***e and plastic wrap?
Me - June 5, 2009, 12:31 am, #84202
The dreaded terror level...Fuchsia...

BRAIN CANCER - What happens when you think banning assault weapons will bring down crime.

TAGS: guns ted kennedy control brain cancer
Rating: 2.39/5

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amadeo122 - May 9, 2011, 6:35 am, #218316
wow, I guess this is what they call "christian family values" the good thing is that if there really is a god, all these pieces of worthless **** are going to burn together in the depths of the last ring in hell. Go read the bible for once you ignorants.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:43 am, #89422
Maybe the posters below are all related to Mary Jo Kopechne? Would that still make THEM the scumbag? I think not...
Derek Gunn - June 24, 2009, 4:47 am, #89379
Wow, you guys are a pack of scumbags.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 3:56 pm, #54163
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Anonymous - November 3, 2008, 6:03 pm, #33076
Brain cancer, because liver failure or drowning would be too appropriate for this murderer.
Dave - October 12, 2008, 9:47 pm, #27277
Morgan - June 4, 2008, 7:47 pm, #5039
f*** the Kennedys



TAGS: aliens mind control
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 4, 2011, 6:56 pm, #222438
Or Alcoa, they have both F**KED over the UK govenment a couple of thimes a piece.
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 9:11 pm, #222399
And the royalities go to Alcan...

Fooled You This Time -

TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am, #252065
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am, #252064
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am, #252063
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm, #252058
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm, #252057
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252055

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


relax... don't do it -

TAGS: relaxation anger control
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - May 23, 2013, 11:53 am, #245956
OK...thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 1:46 am, #245953
Bra-f***ing-vo! (applause)


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

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champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am, #222681
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm, #222400
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm, #222397
This should be a 5'er.


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - December 28, 2012, 1:08 am, #241950
If she's enough of a grownup to fire a 3,000 rps minigun, she's enough of a grownup to put the toilet seat down herself. You don't see us men demanding that wimmen leave the seat up!

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am, #193038
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am, #190072
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am, #190050
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!

TAGS: gun control girl soccer mom
Rating: 2/5
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 11:07 am, #137550
I noticed how the guy doesn't post his name on these lame a** adds. i don't have a problem with guns i love them! but when i go jogging i worry more about getting taken out by one of these trigger happy zealots than any crack-head.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:26 pm, #137343
Unfortunately, the "trash" is most likely your nearest and dearest.

BIRTH CONTROL - Because If You're Not Careful That One Night Stand Could Turn Out Like This

GUNS? I HAVE NO GUNS. - Pay no attention to that large mound of dirt in the backyard.


TAGS: possess control bond
Rating: 4.25/5

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Sho - May 12, 2012, 9:24 am, #234518
I recently started with these. I like these types of stories
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:51 am, #234510
Do you just post a bunch of creepy and terrifying stuff all the time? I've read a few other ones and those things are traumatizing, yet well written.


TAGS: life time woman confidence preparation control relationship ***y ankle leg heel couch kline quote
Rating: 3.39/5

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me4891 - September 1, 2009, 4:09 pm, #113895
All the fun ones wear them
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm, #107314
Parole anklet?

BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power
Rating: 2.53/5

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agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:27 am, #74136
Thanks for spelling it out... I was having difficulty reading the picture.

Gun Control Policy -

Birth Control Reminder -

scizophrenia -

TAGS: soul body control
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2014, 10:13 pm, #255825
My eldest son is catatonic schizophrenic. Quite the trip to observe. Indeed.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:32 pm, #255816
With only 3 functioning brains cells left...mine are pretty quiet these days.

Remote -

TAGS: remote control tv channels
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2013, 11:33 am, #249815
The original "clicker" by Zenith had 4 b***ons. The most basic late 90's version by Zenith had 26 b***ons. And then there's today's remotes. Why can't they keep it simple?
JesusWept - September 19, 2013, 1:59 am, #249796
My neighbor's ex accidently(?) took the remote with her when she moved out. He had to drive almost 2 hours to get it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it on purpose. Hell has no fury.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2013, 10:50 pm, #249784
I don't have any remotes, but I've answered late night calls on my wireless mouse a few times.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:39 pm, #249782
Funny and true! Ours is way smaller than that.. am I the only one who's ever left their house with the remote in their hand thinking it was their cell phone?
MashiMashi - September 18, 2013, 12:31 pm, #249763
slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the b***ons are pushed draining the battery
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:23 am, #249762
5L's of gratitude...where'd ya find it? Now hand it over!



TAGS: male birth control poster oipinion
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 12, 2014, 7:05 pm, #252126

Oh, I can I just HEAR the excuses when the plus sign pops up. HER: "I thought you were on the pill!" HIM: "I was, except for that night the Bronco game was on. I...uh...sort'a forgot....Uh...(scrounging in fridge),we got any of that bean dip left?"
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:43 pm, #252125

sigh.....this is how babies happen.


The Drive By -

TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm, #254791
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm, #254790
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm, #254787
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm, #254782
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L

Zombified -

TAGS: television mind controlled kids brains jellied
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2013, 6:15 pm, #246260
Thanks for the comments and votes.everyone.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:24 am, #246226
5L for reminding those that need to know...summer break is quickly coming. Oh the horror!!!!
Greeny - June 2, 2013, 10:50 pm, #246224
5 texts while standing at the open refrigerator!
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 8:17 pm, #246222

OMG...i have two of them living with me...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:47 pm, #246218
Hah! Yup, reminds me of a story.....

Dead Poet's Society -


TAGS: anger management emotional control
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:08 am, #248436

Thank you! I think it's incredible!~~
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:38 am, #248430
I'm just loving that pic.

all that training down the drain -


TAGS: pixar calendar placebo woman controls
Rating: 4.79/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:04 pm, #226607
"In Soviet Russia, Mothership flies you!"

The Software Isn't Finished -

TAGS: microsoft computer control domination addiction
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 8:51 am, #256573
Pushing it a wee bit there, using competent and politicians in the same sentence...:) Pushing probability too far I fear!!
Greybeard - September 5, 2014, 7:05 am, #256572
You would have better luck wishing for competent politicians... :)
Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:00 am, #256569
I'd just lioke MS to produce an OS that works straight from first boot- no glitches- no bugs- and no endless fix downloads,


TAGS: x box controller
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 8:47 am, #183536
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:26 am, #183531

lol...ok i hit you up a five but only because these are words very frickin close to what my own son says to me....argh. lol


QUALITY CONTROL - Will Be Enforced Here At All Times

TAGS: quality control
Rating: 4.63/5

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motifake - May 17, 2010, 10:12 am, #176273

Thats pretty crazy rerun
rerun - May 17, 2010, 8:56 am, #176259

scary thing is I found this on the net as is, not via some generator site
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 8:53 am, #176258
LOL!! brings back so many memories of fail. 5L

shoot my dog -


TAGS: i cry uncontrollably whenever i watch cocoon
Rating: 4.44/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm, #174437
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...

once upon a time -

TAGS: tea kettles an industry controlled by insurance investors
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 20, 2013, 4:59 pm, #250517
Thank you! Someone who's on my side about this. When 9 out of 10 tea kettles don't whistle - 30 years ago that'd be considered inferior or detective. This world puzzles me.
chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 12:57 am, #250504
Yeah, what's up with that? That's not progress! No whistle means an unintentional steam bath. 5L :)



TAGS: apr 6 birth control you ll put your eye out kid
Rating: 4.25/5

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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:17 pm, #170042

Ever seen a chick from the late 80's hair catch on fire? This stuff made for a flash fire on the hair bears
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:47 pm, #170003
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm, #170000
I see he shaved before the picture...good boy.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 4:35 pm, #169998
We had just gotten the boy over all his anger issues. They the whole "Jake is my real daddy" thing happened.
forseti - April 6, 2010, 3:31 pm, #169991
he's cool. i would burn everything too if my parents would dress my like this!


TAGS: bladder control protection
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 8:41 pm, #241756
What? You believed it was always from the kid in front of you in line? Hahaha...thanks Silverheart.
Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 6:32 pm, #241753
Eeewwwww... 5 Lions wearing dirty adult undergarments.


TAGS: april calendar 2010 birthcontrol family planning
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:05 pm, #170034

Octomom squared?


BIRTH CONTROL - There comes a time in life when she no longer has to take her little birth control pill. It isn't long after that you question your desire to take your little blue pill. Well... at least when she is around.

BIRTH CONTROL - right about now you wish you had used it.

TAGS: birth control day
Rating: 3.87/5

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Fatt Matt - April 6, 2010, 3:34 pm, #169992
My thoughts exactly. +5!


BAD PHOTOSHOP? - Absolutely not

TAGS: control aggy control
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:51 pm, #146109
Airman figured it out all too well.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:18 pm, #146064
Ok, so I clicked on "approve" 8 or 9 times.

GUN CONTROL - This is the argument for it.

TAGS: gun control dumb mom
Rating: 3.6/5

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falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:28 pm, #240433
That too.
vilnius - November 5, 2012, 4:42 pm, #240410
actually, it's a poster for birth control! This woman should not be having kids